ABC Nightline: "Classic Ballet Re-invented."

A Bay Area Reporter December Favorite!

The Slutcracker is a two-act dance production helmed by women. Our parody of The Nutcracker chucks out the origial because Clara was never old enough to consent when Uncle D's buddy whisked her away on a romantic vacation. Our premier in 2008 brought sold-out audiences to the 900-seat Somerville Theatre. For more than a decade, we've been humbled so many have thanked our version of The Nutcracker for renewing their spirits with beauty and affirmation, and inspiring a fair few to resume dance classes!

The Washington Post: "The Slutcracker Is A Hit."

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Curtain to curtain, we preserve The Nutcracker's essential music and arc but leave the kids at home. Those seeking tradition will recognize familiar scenes and characters on stage and the warmth of the holiday season at heart, and perhaps our wink to that special time in American history (Think Puritans) when we romped at Christmas before the church fathers banned the holiday outright. Our Cavalier is played as the Dildo Prince.

The Times Of London: "The Dry-Humping Clowns Added To The Enjoyment."

MetroWeekly.com: A Showcase Of Movement Diversity

Slutcracker: The Movie remains a story of giving. But when the toy is gifted, it is Clara's fiancé, not her brother, who gets jealous. Naturally, the dance battle breaks out. And our heroine summons the courage to finally discover her best life. Bright lights! Tchaikovsky at a story-telling best! The production toured to Montreal. In 2012, we commissioned a crystalline recording of our own Nutcracker score, the famed "Casse Noisette", from Filharmonie Brno in the Czech Republic.

AVN: "More Throbbing Than Watching The Nutcracker."

"We're Nuts For Sluts!" says He Said, Dallas

The cast is diverse across several axes: we cast performers of different shapes, sizes, colors, genders, abilities, ages (over 18), and talents. Year to year, the show changes partly based on who gets cast in a show in a particular season. Sometimes inspiration for a new character, costume, or scene comes from an audition. We give a lot of wiggle room for performers to shape their characters—their diverse experiences bring a richness to both the storytelling and the choreography that a director can’t deliver on her own.

Boston Herald: "The Slutcracker Ruins The Spirit of Christmas."

One Of The Week's Best Ways to Watch The Nutcracker!

We miss these folks. Until Covid struck, The Slutcracker had the happy fortune of auditioning and working with some of the coolest, most talented performers and theater techies and nerds in the Boston area and beyond. Click the link to find both casts — Amazing and Bodacious — and crew lists.

John Waters, Famous Filmmaker And One-Time Show Host: "A Great Hymn To Christmas And Sexuality."

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No, this is not a live event. Our full-length movie combines HD footage from several shows shot last year to present a curtain-to-curtain production.

No, this is not X-rated, though we have heard reports of steamed car windows in the parking lot and prompted a couple of marriages.

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