Sugar Dish. photo by Caleb Cole

ROLES AND DESCRIPTIONS:

**NO STRIPTEASE IN ACT I**


ACT I


CLARA

Nutcracker Counterpart:  Clara

Protagonist. 20/30-something female trapped in suburban doldrums, but oblivious to her entrapment until Drosselmeyer gives her a vibrator, which becomes the Slutcracker Prince, who shows Clara the sexual "light."


FRITZ

Nutcracker Counterpart: Fritz/Rat King

Antagonist. 20/30-something male also trapped in suburban doldrums, and also oblivious to this fact.  Proposes marriage to Clara (which she accepts), but then breaks the engagement when the vibrator arrives on the scene. Fritz battles the Slutcracker Prince for her affection, and loses.  Fritz returns later to try and win Clara back, but Clara refuses until Fritz comes to the "light."


DROSSELMEYER

Nutcracker Counterpart: Drosselmeyer

Hero Assist. Drosselmeyer is the giver of the "slutcracker," represented as a pink vibrator. This initially embarrasses Clara, and humiliates/infuriates Fritz, who feels threatened by it.  Drosselmeyer pursues and prevails in bestowing the gift, which ultimately grows up to be the Slutcracker Prince.


SLUTCRACKER PRINCE

Nutcracker Counterpart: Nutcracker Prince

Hero. Anthropomorphized Vibrator.  Battles suburban doldrums and wins. Dry humps the shit out of Clara, giving her her first real orgasm, thereby showing her the "light." He then brings her to the land of Sexual Fantasy (ACT II)


PARTY GOERS

Nutcracker Counterpart: Party Goers (Parents, Grandparents, Children)

These are Clara and Fritz's friends, all presumably straight, vanilla, suburban couples who attend their Xmas party. Each couple will have its own idiosyncracies and sub plots which will play out beginning with the opening vignettes and continuing through the Battle Scene, when they don bad x-mas sweaters and assist Fritz in battling the Slutcracker Prince. NOTE: Not all party goers will participate in the Battle Scene. This will be noted in your role assignments.


TEAM BAD XMAS SWEATER

Nutcracker Counterpart: Mice/Rats

The Party Goers who participate in the Battle Scene


BATTERIES

Nutcracker Counterpart: Tin Soldiers

The batteries quite literally power the Slutcracker Prince and help him to defeat Team Bad Xmas Sweaters.


SLUTCRACKER BUNNY

Nutcracker Counterpart:  Bunny

The Slutcracker Bunny, much like the Energizer bunny, beats a drum and assists the Batteries.


ORGASM HOOPERS

Nutcracker Counterpart: Snowflakes

Illuminated hoop dancers who represent Clara's orgasm (big, spinning, blinking, Os), which ends ACT I


ACT II


BACCHANALIA

Nutcracker Counterpart: Angels

There are TWO COMPONENTS to Bacchanalia, which are called CORPS and FLUFFERS.  CORPS are the dancers on stage. FLUFFERS are the dancers flitting about in the audience.  This distinction will be made in your role assignments.

The Bacchanalia Corps (lovingly called Baklava backstage) serves as the welcoming committee for Clara and Slutcracker. They welcome her to the land of sexual fantasy where she is invited to be sexy, free, indulged, and entertained. The fluffers will welcome the audience, flitting about, sprinkling rose petals, giving lapdances, high fives, fist bumps, kisses, etc.

STRIPTEASE: YES, BUT CLARA ONLY


FLAMENCO

Nutcracker Counterpart: Spanish/Chocolate

This is a solo, classic strip tease in a Flamenco style.

STRIPTEASE: YES


ARABIAN

Nutcracker Counterpart: Arabian/Coffee

A veiled, blindfolded, lesbian-bondage belly dance.

STRIPTEASE: YES


CHINESE

Nutcracker Counterpart: Chinese/Tea

A Traditional Chinese fandance, except topless.

STRIPTEASE: YES


RUSSIAN

Nutcracker Counterpart: Russian/Trépak

An all black PVC clad domanatrix number en pointe, with bull whips.

STRIPTEASE: YES


GIMP/KITTEN

Nutcracker Counterpart: None

The sexiest stage hands around.


DANCE OF THE REED POLE

Nutcracker Counterpart: Dance of the Reed Pipes

A solo pole dance privately entertaining Clara and Slutcracker

STRIPTEASE: YES


POLY-CHINELLE

Nutcracker Counterpart: Polichinelle

A clusterfuck orgy of sexually ambiguous clowns. They have all the imaginable sex organs, plus long, phallic noses.

STRIPTEASE: NO


WALTZ OF THE FLOWERS & WET SPOT FAIRY

Nutcracker Counterpart: Waltz of the Flowers and Dew Drop Fairy

Six "Petals" encircle the centerpiece, the Wet Spot Fairy. This number is choreographed not unlike a 1960s synchronized swimming number. The costume is very intricate, as the Flower Petals' costumes all physically connect to the Wet Spot Fairy's costume, and all get plucked.

STRIPTEASE: YES


SUGAR DISH FAIRY

A solo striptease en pointe, in a tutu. The closing number before the finalé.

STRIPTEASE: YES


ALL ACT II (who were not in ACT I) CAST MEMBERS PARTICIPATE IN FINALE PART 1, also called the "APOTHEOSIS"

STRIPTEASE: NO


ALL CAST MEMBERS PARTICIPATE IN FINALE PART II, "CURTAIN CALL."

STRIPTEASE: NO

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