THE SLUTCRACKER
A Boston Globe Top Holiday Pick!
Somerville Theatre Dec. 6 - Jan. 5.
ABC Nightline: "Classic Ballet Re-invented"
Never before has so much fun been put onstage during the holiday season! The Nutcracker is fixed. No more creepy uncle sending little Clara on a diabetic vacation with a stranger-man wearing a dance belt. She is instead played as a healthy adult. Our full stage production also took out the rest of the children. The premier in 2008 broke the box office at the historic 900-seat Somerville Theatre. Maybe a quarter million patrons have enjoyed an evening of beauty, subversion and laughs with us since.
The Washington Post: "The Slutcracker Is A Hit"
Thrillist's Balm For 2020!
Curtain to curtain, we preserve the classic Nutcracker's essential music and story arc but insist you leave the kids at home. Our Cavalier is played as the Dildo Prince.
The Times Of London: "The Dry-Humping Clowns Added To The Enjoyment"
Boston Magazine: "Truly A Blessed Event"
The Slutcracker is staged with our own recording of Tchaikovsky's original music, performed by Filharmonie Brno, Mikel Toms, resident conductor at Symphony Orchestra of Inda, conducting.
AVN: "More Throbbing Than Watching The Nutcracker"
"We're Nuts For Sluts!" says He Said, Dallas
John Waters, Famous Filmmaker And One-Time Show Host: "A Great Hymn To Christmas And Sexuality."
Boston Herald: "For more than a decade, this randy candy-cane burlesque has made the holidays a little brighter, and a lot dirtier."
One Of The Week's "Best Ways to Watch The Nutcracker!"
The cast is diverse across several axes: we cast performers of different shapes, sizes, colors, genders, abilities, ages (over 18), and talents. Year to year, the show changes partly based on who joins the show in a particular season. Sometimes inspiration for a new character, costume, or scene comes from an audition. We give a lot of wiggle room for performers to shape their characters—their diverse experiences bring a richness to both the storytelling and the choreography that a director can’t deliver on her own.
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